Nium: It’s cosy in here!
Orane: You’ll live in this reactor for 4 to 5 years, little Nium. Then you’ll be recovered for recycling. You’re actually made up of 96% recyclable materials!
Nium: My friends say I’m past it, that sucks!
Orane: Of course not! You’ll even get a nice spa treatment for 3 or 4 years in a cool-off pool at La Hague! 95% of your uranium will be transformed into reprocessed uranium. And the 1% plutonium you generated in the reactor will be turned into MOX.
Nium: Hey, there! What’s MOX?
Orane: It’s the recycled fuel that goes back to the plant! The cycle is closed!
Did you know that one in ten lightbulbs in France are powered by MOX?
Nium: Ok, 95 + 1 = 96… What about the other 4%?
Orane: That’s final waste which is safely packaged and stored awaiting final disposal. It represents the weight of one 20 cent coin per inhabitant per year.
Nium: Well, what a journey! I’m exhausted!
Orane: Isn’t it fascinating though? We hope you had fun! The great uranium adventure awaits you!